January 9, 2013 by kamify
My Letter to GOD.
Dear Almighty Sir,
I don’t know what time it is in ur area so I’ll simply say good day Sir. I’m very grateful for making me experience 2013 and I’m sorry for all my sins in 2012.
I would have promised not to sin in 2013 but I don’t want to lie bcos u already know my future.
Please help me be a better and more successful person this year. Also protect and bless my family, friends and fans.
I hereby present some personal issues b4 u;
1. Will Nigeria be better this year or ever? If no I seek ur approval to go and take up citizenship somewhere else but if yes be fast b4 they empty our treasury and our oil wells run dry.
2. Pls help us with the exchange rate. Help de Naira catch up with de dollar. 3. Have u relocated Hell to Nigeria? If no, what are Boko Haram and Kidnappers doing here?
4. Do we allow GEJ do another term? If no pls do something before we ‘Occupy Everywhere’.
5. Adjust the brain of our youths so that their savings will end up in bank accounts not boutiques and nite clubs. 6. There are more diseases now than brands of condom available. What do we do? Urgent answer required.
7. Pls is ur son coming soon? We have forgotten the meaning of true love since the last time he came.
8. Pls I need ur BB pin if possible. I want to send u pix and links of what pastors and government officials are doing with our money. I guess u already know
On behalf of myself and family I say thank you.