JOKE OF THE DAY

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January 11, 2013 by kamify

A  man married a good-looking woman and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

Rule number 1:”I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don’t expect any hassle from you.

Rule number 2:I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.

Rule number 3:I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”

His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night, whether you’re here or not.”

Together, yet miles apart: Psychologists found that the average man and woman share only 10 per cent of their personality traits

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